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December 2007

Who eggs a car nowadays?

Who eggs a car nowadays?

It's closer than you think...

Yah know, sometimes stuff happens and you hear it on the news or read about it in the paper and you think...Oh...that sucks...and then you turn off the tv and put the paper away and go back to you relatively normal life unphased by what you have just read. It's not until life steps into your little bubble of a world and slaps you in the face. Sometimes, it does more than slap you, maybe it throws you in the mud and kicks you a couple times. I think this happens to everyone at least once in their lives, sometimes more. It all comes down to the fact that life is much more precious than we realize and sometimes we take that for granted. Go give someone you care about a hug, in fact, give them two hugs.

I don't think they want

I don't think they want you stealing that shopping cart.

In the dark. In a

In the dark. In a tunnel. On a train. How fun.

At 6:15am on Christmas Eve.

At 6:15am on Christmas Eve. . . I should be sleeping. Not sitting in the parking lot to the train.

The Closet

The hinges creaked as I slowly opened the door and peaked into the darkness. Though the room was closed off, a small breeze blew across my face. The first thing I noticed was the smell. I suppress my gag reflex and shine the flashlight into the room. It's completely empty. I keep calling it a room, but in reality, it's a small walk in closet. I've lived here for a couple months and have yet to move anything into this small area. It's the stain and the scratches that hold me back. And the smell. On the floor at the foot of the door, there is a dark brown stain. I've tried to clean it up...I've even painted over it. Twice. Yet it keeps coming back. And the scratches. The back side of the door looks like an animal has attacked it. Long scratch marks all up and down the wood. Every time I open this door, small pieces of door lay on the floor. Fresh wood. I was only in the house for a week before I heard the scratching for the first time. Midnight. I awake and I notice the air is cool. Considering it's mid July and the highs have been breaking 97 degrees, I find this to be an unsettling feeling. I walk across the hallway and enter the spare room...and I can hear the scratching. It take me only a second to realize it's coming from the closet. I turn on the overhead light and walk towards the door. I consider myself a level headed individual not easily spooked by the things that go bump in the night, but the hairs on my arms and neck were standing on end. I reach for the door knob and silence. The door won't open. Something on the other side is holding it closed. Having yet to open this door, I wasn't aware of the secrets that it held. It wasn't until the next morning that I was able to get the door open and saw the stain and wood chips and smelled the smell. It didn't take me very long after that to install a deadbolt on the outside of the door which I've locked every night since.

What does one do when confronted with a situation like this? I went to the local library and did some research to see if the house had been involved in anything weird in it's history. You watch enough horror movies and your mind wanders to all the possibilities. Maybe someone was killed in the closet, maybe it's buried on sacred Indian land, or maybe the developers built the house on a cemetery and didn't move the bodies. My mind's been racing trying to find the answer. The other possibility is that I've snapped and am now creating a reality that adds significance to my rather mundane life. It's this reason that I have yet to invite anyone else into this mystery. I continue to go to work and hang out with my friends, but come night time, I engage multiple deadbolts throughout my house effectively cutting off that one room. I've got a box full of garlic, one full of silver (even though I don't have any idea on how to melt it into bullets), I've got crosses and holy water and anything else that I've ever seen about evil spirits. I even went as far as sprinkling salt around my bed...but after a couple days that was a bit messy so I swept it up.

The Day After Christmas...

Ahhh. Christmas has successfully come and gone. It was a crazy couple days but it was worth all the effort. Got to spend some time with the family and eat entirely too much stuff that should be avoided in large quantities. It was also Laura and I's first Christmas and I gave her a good lesson on how I treat Christmas morning. :) Let's just say that I was practically jumping up and down telling her to get up. :) After some light breakfast we tackled the presents and the stockings. It was nice being at home doing our Christmas. Just made for a hectic day making the rounds, which I've never had to do in the past. But it was nice to see everyone. I even got to play with Kerby for a little bit. :)

Last night turned into "cleanup the house" night as we had to recover from all the cooking Laura did and all the last minute running around. She got a lot of clothes that need to be put away and I got a couple new coats that needed to be relocated. We scratched some scratch tickets, watched a movie and then went to bed...it would have been perfect had my alarm clock not gone off. :) Now, I look forward to Saturday so I can get some much needed rest. Less than a week till the end of 2007!

My "Give-A-Damn" is busted!

My "Give-A-Damn" is busted!

Confessions of a Madman

Stories traditionally start at the beginning, but where is that. Who says what is the beginning and where the end is? I suppose this story could start in the beginning, the way beginning. I mean, it would start where I began and walk you through how I became the way that I am, but how much information do you need to know about me to know that I am mad. Are you really interested in how I became this way? or are you more interested in what I am doing now? It's a tough question which only you can answer. For me, I'd rather talk about the now. The moment that is happening as I write this. But, this story isn't just about me...it's about you...and therefor I should start at the us. The moment in time when two individuals connected and started walking down the path. Which path? The path of us. Nobody knows where this path leads or how long it takes to get to the end...or even if there is an end. It is a path where the journey far outweighs the destination.

For me, it began at the end. A moment in my life where I saw nothing but the end. A brick wall had been built on my path, blocking the way. What did I do when I found this wall? I pulled up a lawn chair, grabbed a beer and sat. In my minds eye, I had come to the end. There was nothing beyond the wall, it was a void of nothing. And so I sat. During the time sitting there, I was passed by others on the same path as I. To them, the wall did not exist and they passed through like phantoms passing through mist. Some of these phantoms I spoke with while others passed on without even acknowledging I was there. One phantom, a friend whom I've known for years, passed by one afternoon and took a moment to speak with me. He stood before me, in fact, he stood so close, he blocked the wall. All I could see was him. At that moment, he took in a deep breath and slowly let it out. The wall, he said, does not exist. You alone give the wall the energy it needs to block your path. It's time, you focus back on the path and move forward. He turned and walked away. As I sat there, I took a sip from my beer and saw the path. The wall was gone and it was time to continue on.

It was this path that brought me within sight of you. There you were, eyes forward moving with the grace of a dancer. I tried to call to you, but only silence returned. I called again, and still no answer. How many times do you call before you just move past? For me, it was twice. The sound of silence returning was enough for me to continue on my way. Fortunately for me, you did return my call and the connection was made. Contact. Drag your feet across a carpet and touch an unsuspecting victim. The arc of electricity you see was the same that arced from you to me that day. The force was so great, it pulled our two separate paths into one.

What defines me as a madman? I suppose anyone can define it as they see fit, I'm not interested in their definitions. I am interested in yours, as you were the one that gave me the title of madman. A person who is or behaves as if insane. The question is, am I insane? or do I only act as if? The insanity has always been brewing under the surface, it took the catalyst of you to bubble over the edge and become a flowing entity, similar to that of lava. This bubbling entity, is what you see. It's this that you call the madness.

As we stand hand in hand, looking towards our future, I feel the bubbling deep in my chest. I wonder, does this madness become love, or has love become this madness. Only the heart knows for sure. What I do know for sure, is I like it.

Soul Soldier

I was fifteen the first time I saw God.  It wasn't as glorious as the stories make it sound.  There was no white light or tunnel, no loved ones waiting for me, no feeling of pure love; just dark silence.  I didn't know what was happening.  The last thing I remembered before the darkness was the bus.  The little girl had fallen.  The bus driver was barreling down the road.  I didn't know what I was doing until I was pushing the girl out of the way...unfortunately there wasn't anyone there to push me out of the way.  I didn't feel anything, just the darkness.  Out of the darkness, he slowly walked towards me.

The Camera

Jack snapped awake.  Even with a cool breeze blowing through the room, sweat glistens across his brow.  It takes only a few moments for his eyes to adjust to the darkness.  He throws the sheet aside and sits on the edge the bed.  The hardwood floor feels cool against his bare feet.  As he stands, his right knee cracks; his only injury from the accident.  As he enters the hallway, the antique grandfather clock strikes three.  The sound echoes through the empty house.  As he walks towards the kitchen, he's bombarded with the memories of his wife and son.  It's only been a six weeks since the accident, yet the event plays through his mind as if it had happened merely minutes ago.  In an instant, everything that he loves is taken from him.  He reaches into the freezer and pulls out the vodka bottle and the chilled glass and sits down at the counter.  Strewn across the counter are newspaper clippings of the accident.  The driver of the other car was running from the police in a stolen vehicle.  Jack and his family, Cindy and Isaac, were coming home from a weekend at the Cape.  The intersection was empty, the light red. 

A Childhood Memory

The screams. My eyes snap open and I sit up. The room spins as all the blood rushes to my head. As my vision clears, my eyes fall on the television. Just the television, the horror movie Uncle put on is still playing. Apparently I have fallen asleep. I scan around the room and realize that I am alone. I’m a little spooked and I call to my uncle. No answer. I stand up and look down the hallway. Every light that is in the small apartment is on. Every door is open. The contents of all the closets are strewn across the floor. I slowly walk down the hallway. At the end of the hallway, I see a face staring back at me. The boy looking back seems frightened. His dark eyes look back…piercing through me. As I step closer, the boy steps closer. I’m more tired than I thought. The eyes staring back are my own. The antique wooden mirror has hung in that hallway for years.
I step into my uncle’s bedroom. As with the other rooms, all the lights are on. All the drawers are open and the closet is open. I slowly lower myself to the floor to get a better look under the bed. Nothing. There is nowhere else in the room that anyone could hide, so I move on to my room. I continue to call out for my uncle, but I get no response. I’m alone. In the other room, I can still hear screams coming from the television. I head back to the living room to silence the screams; they are putting me more and more on edge.
Silence. With the television off, I can hear all the sounds of the night. Blocks away, a dog barks. Car horns. Stray cats. People arguing in Spanish. The sounds of New York city at night are almost as scary as the screams. I start to panic. My uncle has pranked me in the past, but never to this extent and I really start to worry. I slowly walk into the kitchen. My heart falls in my stomach and I feel the sweat form on my brow. Hanging on the wall is the telephone. The cord is on the floor. Someone has unplugged the wall phone. I reach down, and grab the plug with my shaking hands. As I look at the plug, I notice a small piece is broken off. My mind starts racing, jumping to the most bizarre conclusions. Instantly, I think someone has ripped the cord from the phone.
I feel the warm tears start to build up in the corners of my eyes…slowly running down my cheeks. I call out to my uncle again… “Uncle! This isn’t funny anymore! Come out!” I start to sob. My chest starts to heave and I can’t control the tears anymore. I open the door and run down the stairs to the main entrance of the apartment and start ringing the doorbell. I ring the bell until my finger hurts and keep pressing the button. Not knowing what I else to do, I sit at the foot of the stairs and cry. For what seems like hours, I just sit there. Afraid to go back into the apartment alone, yet just as afraid to sit at the bottom of the stairs alone.
As I sit there sobbing, I car pulls up to the parking area. It’s a Honda. It’s my uncle. When I see him, I go running to him and wrap my arms around his waste. His shirt becomes wet with my tears. He picks me up and carries me back into the apartment. I slowly calm down and explain to him what has happened. He starts to chuckle. He tells me, “Adam, I told you I was running out to get some cigarettes. I looked through the apartment for some without any luck and decided to run to the quickie mart. I told you just before I left.” I ask him about the phone cord. Apparently, it’s been broken for a few weeks. As my heart finally calms down, I realize what happened. When he told me where he was going, I must have been falling asleep. Our conversation was lost to me as I drifted into a state of slumber.

Character Autopsy

I’ve been locked up before.  I know what it’s like to sit in a cell wondering if I’ll make it out of this one alive.  I’m not a criminal.  I’m quite the opposite.  I went to a shrink once, he coined the term “superhero syndrome” to describe people like me.  I kept the term, and dropped the shrink.  Just to clarify, I’m not crazy either.  I don’t believe I can fly or that I can see through walls.  What my problem is, is that I have to help everyone.  I’ve felt it my whole life.  Deep inside me, it’s always been there.  It’s shaped my life into what it is now.  I’ve always chosen to enhance my life in ways that will give me a better edge on those “evil doers”. 
It’s the reason I go to the gym and eat healthy.  How can I save the day with a spare tire and clogged arteries.  I’ve taken defensive driving and advanced weapons and tactic courses.  I’m fluent in several languages, who knows when I might need to understand German or Russian to help someone.  I can skydive, fly a plane, and sail just about any boat.  There isn’t a martial arts that I have not studied.  Not only have I taken these courses, but I excel in them.  I’m not just some honky that’s looking for a rush, I know these skills will help me save someone or myself.  I’m ex-military.  Well, specifically, I am an ex-ranger.  I can survive in just about any climate and any weather condition.  I served my country officially for many years and now I will unofficially serve until I can no longer. 
It’s in these solitary moments, locked away in a cell accused of committing a crime, that I reflect of my biggest issue.  I cannot turn my back.  I’ve landed in trouble many times before because of this.  You can only piss off so many people before they come looking for you.  What’s even worse than that, is they know my weakness…they know I will not turn anyone away.  They just always seem to forget just how resourceful I can be. 
The lifestyle that I have chosen for myself hasn’t been all that great at times.  I still regret that I wasn’t there when my mother passed away.  At that point in time, I was still in the military and had been shipped out for some covert work.  I had been cut off for about three months and didn’t find out about my mother passing away for almost two months.  One of the people that meant the most to me and I couldn’t be there when she needed me the most. 
Now it’s just my father and I.  He’s always supported me in everyway possible.  I remember when I first told him that I wanted to join the Army.  He didn’t seem to stoked about the idea, but he helped me convince my mother that it was the right thing for me to do.  I know that he’s proud of what I do, I can see the glimmer in his eyes when I tell him my stories.  I would never want to see anything but that glimmer in his eyes.  I recall one time when he lost that glimmer.  The look of disappointment glossed over his eyes and I could see it.  It was the first time I was put on trial for murder.  My father didn’t understand at that time what I was really doing and it took some really hard explaining before he finally understood.  From that day on, I’ve done all I could to never see that look in his eyes ever again.  Luckily, I haven’t.
As I sit here, I hear a door creak open at the end of the hallway.  The footsteps echo throughout the jail, quick steps almost running towards my cell.  I recognize the face instantly, it’s Jack.  Jack and I spent sometime together in the Rangers, he’s always been there to help me out of these pickles I get in to.  He unlocks my cell and slides the door open.  As I step out of the cell, he tells me that he’s left the back door open and I should be able to slip away without being noticed.  As I walk away, I know what I must do…time to save the day.

Man Made God

The blood oozed from the hole in my chest. The puddle beneath me was growing with every beat of my heart. It wasn’t much long after the bullet tore through my chest that my heart ceased to beat. As I lay there, the earth sucked the remaining heat from my lifeless body. What remained there on the ground was nothing but the husk of my former life. By the time the EMTs arrived on the scene, it was too late. I was pronounced dead at approximately 7:28PM on July 8th. There was nobody to call. The tag that was placed on my toe called me John Doe. I carried no identification and had never allowed my fingerprints to be put into any database. I was a ghost. Never owned a house or a car. I was never issued a credit card or took a loan. There was no record that I had ever lived. Only the record that I had died. My death made the paper, if you consider page seven significant. The paper read, “Man shot in parking lot, police looking for any leads. Contact your local police department if you have any information.” Unfortunately for me, there were no witnesses. There will be no calls to the local police departments about my death. I will remain an unsolved case. But justice will be served...when I return. I guess I should have told you in the beginning that I can’t be killed. Sometime after the state buries me, I will awake. The hardest part is digging myself out.

I haven’t always been this way. There was a time in my life when a cut would leave a scar, a time when breaking my neck would have been the end. A time before I took the oath. I didn’t really know what I was getting involved with until it was too late. Had I known that a life of loneliness was to follow, I might have reconsidered the offer. However, at that time, revenge was all I could think about. All that I had loved was ripped from me. I guess you could say, that was the night I first died. It was that night he approached me. I don’t even know how he got into my apartment. He was just there...sitting on my couch. It was here the offer was made, and here that I accepted. I don’t know what I am. Vampire? Nope. Zombie? Nope. Alien? Nope. I’m sure it’s something more mystical. All I know now is that I don’t die. I’m stronger than I should be, faster and more agile. My body repairs itself and with each repair I get stronger. With each death I come back stronger, faster, more powerful.

I didn’t believe him when he told me how I would become. Would you? A man appears in your house and says, join us and you will become invincible and live forever. Sure buddy. Whatever your on, I would love some right now. I should have asked more questions when I saw the syringe...but I let him inject me. I had nothing to lose, nothing to live for. I used to build things, now I destroy. I wouldn’t call myself the bad guy, by no means do I cause harm to those who don’t deserve it...but if you do deserve it, nothing will stop me from getting to you. Then, I promise, it will hurt.

The Stranger

I reach over and change the station on the radio.  Commercials.  The last thing I want to hear after a long day of work is some guy telling me that I should buy my siding from him.  After flipping through several stations, I give up and shut off the radio.  The silence is settling and the hum of the tires on the pavement is soothing.  As I look out the windshield, I can’t help but notice just how bright the moon is and just how clear the sky is.  I love nights like this.  Not a car on the road, the yellow dividing lines zipping past, the calmness.  So easy to get lost in thought, thinking about the days events and what I have to do tomorrow.   My head nods.  My eyes close for what feels like a split second.  I’m slammed into the back of my seat and I feel the car spin out of control.  The screaming of the tires across the pavement sends shivers down my spine.  Searing pain shoots through my chest. The car hits the embankment and flips several times.  I black out.   Pain. Everywhere. I can’t open my eyes. I start to feel disconnected from what’s happening around me.  I start to blackout again.  The last thing I here as I drift off into the darkness is, “We’ve lost him….”

I’m awake.  I think.  Blue sky and bright yellow sun.  As I sit up, I realize that I am laying on the side of a road.  I have no pain, but feel a bit groggy.  As I stand up, I stumble a little but catch myself on mile marker 39.  I look down.  The hands that are holding onto the sign aren’t mine.  They belong to a stranger…