We're sorry, you failed the phase I testing battery...
Well, that solves the whole FBI dilemma. I could always take the test again in a year, but I am taking this as a sign that it's not for me. Honestly, one of the biggest draws to it was the money and I wouldn't take it only for the money. At least now I won't be owned by the government (well, not anymore than any of us already are) and I'll be able to do all the camping stuff I want to do...